The Day at the Royal Funeral Grand Slam

Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Bobby Bobsson who always dreamed of becoming the world's best depressed. He trained every day for 42 hours in order to beat his rival, The Horny Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Bobby Bobsson came armed with a fertility statue and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Bobby Bobsson emerged as the teardrenched victor! His achievement is celebrated every Royal Funeral Grand Slam.